The Bureau of Fuck

“well that’s not going to get me many notes!”

“I don’t care.”

“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”

Does anyone know if Woody Allen actually said this? I’ve seen it attributed to him many times but I can’t find it attributed to any context surrounding the quote on google/quote sites. No book, stand-up, film quotes, interviews, absolutely nothing.

This may be a shot in the dark but does anyone know where he said this, if he did?

Fangirl Challenge
5/15 Movies: Heavyweights

royalstiel:

So I wanted to jump on the bandwagon and ask my little brother and sister to identify a few of my obsessions and i dont think they even tried

Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.

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sassycybermen:

I was reading a fic and

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“What If It’s A Big Hoax And We Create A Better World For Nothing?” By Joel Pett

My trip to Reddit:

Question: If you could form a music super-group out of any 5 musicians, alive or dead, who would you pick?

One of the answers included: “Bass- Dont need one, Bass sucks”

bradofarrell:

This year at E3 during the Xbox panel during a scripted “trash talk” bit someone made a scripted rape joke (male gamer to girl gamer who sucks at a game: “just wait, it’ll all be over soon.”) and then they acted like it wasn’t a big deal and then they released an expensive, anti-consumer (DRM on physical games) piece of hardware. And then Sony just released the PS4 which is just the PS3 but better graphics and $100 cheaper than the Xbox. So THAT happened.

But then Nintendo just quietly released a bunch of great looking sequels for all of it’s major franchises (Mario, Pikmin, Donkey Kong, and Smash Bros.) and every single one of those games interestingly features playable female characters who haven’t been seen in decades like Dixie Kong and Princess Peach - and Pikmin now has a new female hero.

One of my favorite things about Peach in the new Mario game is that one of the power ups is a literal “cat suit” and Peach’s “cat suit” doesn’t sexualize her at ALL. You can’t even see her boobs. She just looks like she’s wearing over-sized footie pajamas it’s so cute. Also they added a pink letter to the Mario logo just to accommodate Peach’s re-inclusion into the franchise as a character with actual agency!

So at the end of the presentation they tell you to go to the Smash Bros website to find out about new characters. And then they announced this character, Wii Fit Trainer, on the site. And in an interview the director said he gets thousands of requests for almost every video game character under the sun and he’s gotten absolutely zero requests for this character and he put her in the game to be funny and defy fan expectation. This character is literally “hey fuck you we’re the ones making the games around here, and we’ll be goofy and funny if we want to and also check it out another female character in Smash.”

Also the inclusion of the Animal Crossing villager is interesting because Animal Crossing is VERY popular with girls and even though the villager is male I’m 100% certain his alternate costumes will include the girl default villager character. So that’s neat. The three Smash characters they announced were two girl(ish) characters from two girl(ish) games and then Mega Man.

Also in the new Animal Crossing game boys are allowed to cross dress and all of the animals are explicitly genderqueer in the dialog. Characters say stuff like “Boys can ware make up if they want to, I mean, it’s 2013, who cares?” and just today a jock rhino was looking deeply into my eyes and asking me to hike a football and I asked him if he loved me (which was one of the option out of other options about sports) and he was like “Oh I guess a lot can happen when you look into someone else’s eyes like that, huh?” He didn’t even care that we’re both guys. Also in the new Pokemon game you can be black.

Basically what I’m saying is Nintendo is quietly and systematically making their games more socially progressive and Microsoft made a rape joke and then said “what? it was a joke.”

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I have no problem with “kid leashes” being used and I don’t understand why so many people are so set against them. Not all kids are the same and “one-size-fits-all” parenting doesn’t work. I get that kids like to explore but some kids walk, some kids jog and some kids fucking sprint.

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moanmika:

y0unngwildandfreee:

7-11 bring your own cup day (:

if these girls were fat, people would be up in arms about the “obesity epidemic” and how unhealthy they are

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let a black person do this. It would have been “ghetto” and “ratcher” and “lol niggers and they chicken”

reblogged for the commentary

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audinohime:

nemophilistv:

losers-count-sheep:

Okay no.

I saw this video on facebook yesterday and I wanna clear something up.

This rabbit is not relaxed. Throughout the video, the rabbit is stiff as a board.

When rabbits are flipped onto their backs, they go into tonic immobility, which is a natural state of paralysis that rabbits and some other animals sink into. This is a protective, stress-induced behaviour that would protect them from potential threats, much like ‘playing dead’.

This is not a cute video of a rabbit enjoying a bath. This is a video of a rabbit showing stress-induced behaviour that has been known to kill rabbits. In this state, the heart and respiration rates of the rabbit lower significantly and if left for a long period of time - such as having a ‘nice relaxing bath’, can cause suffocation or indeed, a stress-induced heart atack.

A study led by Dr. Anne McBride of the University of Southampton found that rabbits show signs of extreme stress after an episode of tonic immobility. Another danger of placing a rabbit on his back is that he could break his back if he struggles against being turned over.

Never purposely place your rabbit into tonic immobility unless for medical reasons - meaning, if you’re a veterinarian or an EXPERIENCED rabbit handler or groomer. Intentionally inflicting severe stress on your pet to gain views for your cute video is fucking disgusting and abusive.

FINALLY. THANK YOU.

YOU ARE ALSO NEVER SUPPOSED TO PUT YOUR RABBIT IN A BATH, THEY NEVER NEED IT NATURALLY AND IT STRESSES THEM, POSSIBLY LETTING THEM DIE OF SHOCK. YOU SHOULD ONLY PUT THEM IN WATER IF IT IS 110% NECESSARY WHEN THEY’RE SICK OR HAVE DIARRHEA, AND DO SO VERY VERY CAREFULLY IN ONLY AN INCH OR TWO OF WATER, AND DRY THEM REALLY WELL, BECAUSE OTHERWISE THEY WILL BE FREEZING (THICK FUR). YOU CAN ALSO ONLY DO THAT IF YOU’RE AN EXPERIENCED BUNNY HANDLER, WHICH THIS IDIOT OBVIOUSLY ISN’T

SO REPEAT AFTER ME, EVERYONE

BUNNIES DON’T GO IN WATER

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MIRROR’S EDGE 2

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